bachelor status

Kinja'd!!! "roflcopter" (roflroflroflcopter)
09/29/2014 at 18:59 • Filed to: None

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I just put grilled bratwurst in ramen so I could not go to the grocery today and go to the brewery instead... not sure if I should be proud of myself or go cry myself to sleep.


DISCUSSION (33)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > roflcopter
09/29/2014 at 19:03

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That's total bullshit. You should have prepared the brats boil-only and put in some Wal-Mart Great Value angel hair to get bratwurst-flavored, then added some Barilla. Pretty cheap, better than putting the brats in ramen.

(Yes, this is something I've done)


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > roflcopter
09/29/2014 at 19:03

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I remember one weekend all I had to eat was some packets of ketchup and 2 pieces of rather old bologna. At 3pm on Saturday, I made 1 ketchup taco and on Sunday around the same time the other. Ketchup taco? Bologna with some ketchup in the middle, then roll it up. Washed it down with tap water, mmmm!


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > roflcopter
09/29/2014 at 19:08

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It depends. Did it taste good?


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/29/2014 at 19:09

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Should've done this.


Kinja'd!!! Eli's Got 2 > EL_ULY
09/29/2014 at 19:10

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This makes me sad.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > roflcopter
09/29/2014 at 19:12

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Ramen + tomato sauce + parmasean = cheap-ass bachelor boy spaghetti

/AlsoCryingMyselfToSleep


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Eli's Got 2
09/29/2014 at 19:13

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it was totally not yummy, but I had just moved to that town, was suuuper broke, and had nothing else. I was 200 miles away from my nearest relative and I knew zero people.


Kinja'd!!! Eli's Got 2 > EL_ULY
09/29/2014 at 19:15

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yeah. Kinda made me a little nauseous at the thought. Wow. That's rough, but brave.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Eli's Got 2
09/29/2014 at 19:16

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lol I'm sorry, it does pretty sound gross, but hey, true life sometimes. We all go through something similar, builds character lol :]


Kinja'd!!! roflcopter > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/29/2014 at 19:25

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That still would have required a trip to the store... the bratramen wasn't too bad actually.


Kinja'd!!! roflcopter > Agrajag
09/29/2014 at 19:25

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Yup.


Kinja'd!!! roflcopter > PS9
09/29/2014 at 19:25

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I could definitely think of worse things to eat.


Kinja'd!!! roflcopter > EL_ULY
09/29/2014 at 19:27

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Wow. I'm glad I haven't gotten that creative yet. At least I'm putting off food so I can go play racecars more. There's a drift event this saturday that is a $50 entry(drifting my buddies super-60 turbo Datsun) and then next weekend there is a two day autocross event I got the invite to.


Kinja'd!!! Eli's Got 2 > EL_ULY
09/29/2014 at 19:28

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We definitely do. I've had my fair share. It gives us an appreciation for all the things we work so hard for.

I've never had a hand out. Had a job from the day I turned 16. Worked full time my senior year of HS (I got to leave at lunch because of credits and grades) and paid for college on my own. :D


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > roflcopter
09/29/2014 at 19:30

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Heck yeah!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Eli's Got 2
09/29/2014 at 19:33

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agree 10000% and I did those exact same things. Early release my senior year, work started at 1pm. Still paying for my school lol. I'm still broke technically but untill recently, much better off. *high five to you buddy* Respect forever


Kinja'd!!! Eli's Got 2 > EL_ULY
09/29/2014 at 19:41

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LOL at 10000%! It took me years to pay them back, so you'll get there. :) *high fives you back* Thank you very much, and my Respect to you as well.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > roflcopter
09/29/2014 at 19:43

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Speaking as a food nerd, this thread depresses me.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > roflcopter
09/29/2014 at 19:43

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Why I always made sure to have some Great Value angel hair handy. It's like a buck a package, and it's something abominably bachelor and cheap that's not ramen. You can eat it plain with butter and oregano, even.


Kinja'd!!! pdx107 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/29/2014 at 19:57

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Better off getting Capellini, like Angel hair but thinner, cooks way faster


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > pdx107
09/29/2014 at 20:06

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Maybe. The advantage to the angel hair is that it's more widely available in cheap as dirt varieties, and if you're preparing it with/boiling at the same time as sausage, your sausage gets further cooked while the angel hair gets done anyway. I've never found angel hair to take very long at all in the grand scheme of things.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > roflcopter
09/29/2014 at 20:21

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Being a fatty, I would have driven down to Joe Patti's and got some flounder and grilled that. Since it's like 2 miles from your house.


Kinja'd!!! Wurrwulf > roflcopter
09/29/2014 at 20:53

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I once ate an entire can of Bush's Baked Beans because there was nothing left in the house. Ramen and brats sounds like something I'd eat now...


Kinja'd!!! roflcopter > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
09/29/2014 at 22:51

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But that's money that could go towards playing racecars. And I don't eat seafood...


Kinja'd!!! roflcopter > Textured Soy Protein
09/29/2014 at 22:52

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I normally do pretty well for myself, but this week has been rough financially and I gotta save for the events coming up or else my racecar habit will go unattended.


Kinja'd!!! roflcopter > Wurrwulf
09/29/2014 at 22:53

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Well... I guess I should quit my bitchin' then.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > roflcopter
09/29/2014 at 22:54

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They sell more than seafood... Like alligator, lots of sausage, etc...


Kinja'd!!! roflcopter > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
09/29/2014 at 22:58

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Fun fact: The guy I'm renting this house from is currently dating and living with Mandy Patti(0f the Patti family).

Besides that, I still couldn't justify spending the money right now.


Kinja'd!!! uofime > roflcopter
09/30/2014 at 10:43

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I did similar, rip apart leftover rotisserie chicken from lunch Friday add it to ricearoni after browning the rice with some giardiniera, the remains of some hot salsa and a few spices.

have a few beers while cooking given the lack of eating for the 7 previous hours I had a good buzz going by the time it was ready which only made it more tasty


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > roflcopter
10/01/2014 at 00:51

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...you bother to cook?


Kinja'd!!! roflcopter > Stef Schrader
10/01/2014 at 08:36

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Am I doing it wrong?


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > roflcopter
10/01/2014 at 09:42

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My pile of take-out boxes says "probably not." If I could cook well, hmm.


Kinja'd!!! roflcopter > Stef Schrader
10/01/2014 at 11:51

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Hahaha, I can cook quite well, I just can't support my food habit financially along with playing racecars.